One thing about Henry VIII: Not only was he a womanizing glutton, his story has commanded a slew of fiction and non-fiction in books and films. His 6 wives are remembered in the ditty: Divorced Beheaded Died/ Divorced Beheaded Survived. I cannot think of a more documented English king, or one whose corpulent image is more indelible. Played by Jonathan Rhys Meyers in a new miniseries for Showtime, The Tudors, to premiere this Sunday, he is now lank and lean, his lust near pathological. When was the last time you heard the words in flagrante delicto on television?
At a screening hosted by the magazine Marie Claire, the star told a story about working on Woody Allen's Match Point, imitating the nasal New Yorkese of the famed reclusive director. Between takes, thumbing through a catalogue, he came upon a resort in Patagonia, high atop a hill, secluded, serene. He told Woody he'd be going there after the shoot. Woody looked at the photos politely and said, "That's my worst nightmare. I would never leave the room."
In portraying Henry, Rhys Meyers said, "My life was none of my business." Impressed with his intellect, the actor relished the role of a monarch who spoke five languages and wrote music. That, however, is the off-screen Henry VIII.
Forget the fowl and mutton. I can still see him, his linens loose, licking the ankles of his wife's hand maid.