Sorg dech nicht! Don't worry! You don't have to know Yiddish to be tickled at the National Yiddish Theater Folksbiene production of “Marriage Contract.” Directed by Motl Didner, Itzy Firestone and Suzanne Toren star as a husband and wife in Tel Aviv who, having married in the heady times of Kibbutz life, cannot find their “ktuba” (marriage license). They cannot even remember whether or not they were officially married. Their long term conjugal bliss is called into hilarious doubt when their daughter Ayala (Dani Marcus) plans her own marriage to Robert (Eyal Sherf), who must placate his mother's demands to ascertain that the upcoming nuptials are kosher.
The sexy, lonely widow next door (Mena Levit) accommodatingly complicates matters in a Feydeau-like farce. Och in vey! With supertitles in English and Russian, you will not miss a side-splitting moment. Last Sunday's opening was attended by Belle Kaufman, Sholom Aleichem's granddaughter as well as Dr. Ruth Westheimer.
“This is just what I do, so I am thrilled to be here. You know, we Jews are lucky when it comes to sex. It is obeying the Torah, a mitzvah to eh, have intercourse on Friday night of Shabbat,” she announced delicately, “but only if you have a partner;” Dr. Ruth does not advocate sleeping around. And then the petite sex therapist launched into a joke involving a rabbi about to perform the mitzvah of “mishgall” with his rebbizen on Friday night. Feeling something amiss, the rabbi searches the bedroom and finds his student hiding underneath the bed. 'What are you doing here? Is this proper behavior to spy?' 'What I learn of Torah I learn from you' replied the student. “So, if you have a partner, make believe it is Friday.”